Trying to sneak past Batman…
Bruce: Can I help you, Spoiler?
Steph: Oh, Batman! I didn’t expect to see you there.
Bruce: …
Bruce: At the Batcave?
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Bruce: Good solve on the Riverfront Center burglaries. Finish up the paperwork as soon as possible.
Steph: *curtsies* Your wish is my command.
Bruce: No, that was actually a command. So, my command is your command.
Steph: Being able to read Tim’s handwriting is a gift.
Steph: A useless, useless gift.
Undercover mission. Figuring out how to apprehend a suspect.
Tim: Give me your hair dryer.
Steph: What?
Barbara: What are you talking about?
Tim: Don’t you carry one in your purse?
Steph: Have you ever met a human woman?
At a Batfamily meeting…
Bruce: Family, our monthly crime statistics are due. I want all paperwork on your closed cases by tomorrow.
Bruce: Stephanie, you can just write “I didn’t close any” on a piece of paper.
Steph: You got it.
Steph: It’ll cheer Bruce up! He’ll be over the moon. He may even lean back in his chair and nod slightly.
At a Batfamily meeting…
Steph: Maybe we should talk about deets for the case. Plan our next move. Grab some chow.
Bruce: No need. I brought these. Nutrition bricks. I have original no flavor, and whole wheat no flavor.
At a Batfamily meeting…
Bruce: So, how do you all blow off steam? Does anyone have any complaints about the work environment?
Steph: No, no. We usually just gossip.
On the way to Tim’s new safe house…
Steph: I can’t wait to see the inside of Tim’s safe house! I’m gonna learn everything there is to know about him.
Harper: I bet it’s really fancy. Like “Wayne Manor” fancy.
Jason: No. It’s probably just an empty white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he’s on sleep mode.
When you’re stranded in the middle of wherever and calling your family’s all you’ve got…
Red Robin: What.
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Timbo, hey, shut up. I need you to wire me a thousand dollars.
Red Robin: Wow.
Red Hood: Yeah.
Red Robin: No.
Red Hood: Yes!
Red Robin: No!
Red Hood: Oh, for – Then just lemme talk to Babs!
Oracle: Absolutely not. Huh? Because pick any one of an infinite number of reasons! Yeah, okay, hang on…
Spoiler: Mmmmyeah, no, I would, but Cass and I can’t really leave the mall at the moment… But I can transfer you…
Lark: No, I seriously thought you were joking. Yeah, hang on…
Robin: *sinister laughter*
Red Hood: Okay. Okay! Lemme talk to Dick!
Red Hood: Dick?! Dick, listen, I –
Nightwing: Noop.
Red Hood: – need you to –
Nightwing: Noop.
Red Hood: Stop saying “noop”!
Nightwing: Noop, Jason. Noop. And it’s gonna sound like I’m hanging up, but — *static*
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