Tim: We need to talk.
Steph: Are you breaking up with me?
Tim: Oh, good. Guess we don’t need to talk.
That’s not how you do it, Timothy.
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Barbara [about Steph]: Tim, how could someone as smart and perceptive as you not realize the person sitting right there is in love with you?
Tim: I guarantee you I’m not the only smart, perceptive person to make that mistake.
Steph: Tim is kind of nerd-hot.
Imagine: Steph talking to Babs about Tim (or, hey, maybe Bruce).
Imagine: Tim and Steph, when Bruce is being broodier than usual.
Said no former Robin upon meeting a succeeding Robin for the first time: I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Okay, so I know that the Robins deeply care about each other, but it’s kind of amusing how they all had some sort of squabble with each other over the Robin mantle at one point or another, near-fatal or otherwise.
Damian needing to learn more colloquial terms…
Steph: You’ve been really stressed, so I thought I’d take you to a spa day. Just the two of us.
Damian: A what day?
Steph: Spa day.
Damian: What is this word, “spa”? I feel like you’re starting to a say a word and you’re not finishing it. Spaghetti? Are you taking me to a spaghetti day?
Steph: I want Tim to give me that stupid promise ring!
Dick: Look, Steph, Tim is very sensitive.
Jason: Girlish, even.
Dick: So, he just wants to wait for the right time to give it to you.
Steph: You know what, Dick? You’re right. I’ll give him time.
* Tim enters the room *
Steph: WHERE’S MY RING, YOU IDIOT?
Dick: Bruce, I think I speak for all of us when –
Jason and Steph: He doesn’t.
After Batman reprimands Red Hood for disobeying a direct order during patrol…
Jason: Rules are made to be broken.
Bruce: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Dick: Uh, piñatas?
Tim: Glow sticks.
Damian: Karate boards.
Steph: Spaghetti when you have a small pot!
Jason: Rules.
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