Mornings at the Manor…
Steph: Anyone want any coffee?
Tim: Are you just serving it? Or did you make it?
Steph: I’m just serving it.
All: Yeah, I’ll have a cup.
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Steph [to Tim]: How can you be so smart and so clueless at the same time?
Steph: You’re such a nerd.
Tim: Yes, but a sexy nerd. I’m like a living oxymoron.
Steph: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.
Tim: I went out with you.
Steph: That’s because my standards are too low!
Steph [about Tim]: I put a GPS tracker on his Ducati. I thought he was cheating on me!
Jason: Hey, nobody’s judging you.
Barbara: I am. Well done!
Anyone: Don’t you knock?
A member of the Batfamily: Not if I can help it.
So…
Batfamily Member A: Try not to die.
Batfamily Member B: Yeah, I love you, too.
I mean, basically, right?
Packing up after another bout with rogues on the Gotham streets…
Nightwing: Is this everybody?
Red Robin: Spoiler took a cab. Robin’s in the trunk. Red Hood’s on the roof.
When asked what she thinks of the Batboys (and who steals her food from the fridge)…
Steph: Tim will always be driven, Dick will always be giving, Bruce will never apologize, Damian’s sort of a wildcard from my perspective, and Jason will forever remain a conniving son of a b***h.
Jason: *after getting slapped by Steph* What did I do to deserve that?! Keep me out of your stupid stories.
Tim: I didn’t say it was you. I said it was a crazy, gun-toting, formerly redheaded zombie.
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