Steph: Damn. You have more make-up than I do. You’ve got better make-up than I do. Yep, I’m borrowing this.
Tim: *pushes her grabby hands away* Hey, hey, hey. This is my patrol make-up. I love you, but there are some things a man doesn’t share with his girlfriend.
Steph: I’m just a blonde monkey to you, aren’t I?
Damian: You said it, not me.
When Batman pairs Red Robin and Spoiler up for a mission…
Steph: I’m so excited to work with my boyfriend! It’s going to be so romantic!
Tim: Way to kill the mood.
When another superhero/vigilante hits on Spoiler during a mission…
Cass [to Steph]: Doesn’t he know you have a boyfriend?
Barbara: Oh, she doesn’t have a boyfriend. She has a Tim.
Trying to bond with Robin be like…
Damian: So, what are we watching? “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants”? Gross.
Steph: Hey, I happen to love this movie.
Damian: Fine, let’s watch it. Maybe all our periods will synchronize. -Tt-
When you find out that Robin’s been giving Spoiler pieces of candy for displaying “good behavior”…
Tim: Damian, you can’t train my girlfriend like some sort of lab rat!
Damian: Actually, as it turns out, I can.
Tim: Well, you shouldn’t.
Date Night be like…
Tim: *typing away on the Batcomputer, eyes completely focused on the screen*
Steph: *sighs*
Tim: *bites into a bagel, then absentmindedly hands it to her*
Steph: *crosses arms*
Tim: *goes through the evidence box that Bruce left for him*
Steph: *taps foot impatiently*
Tim: *resumes working on the Batcomputer*
Tim: So, uh, did you ever get your period? That was a big thing the last time we talked.
Steph:
And that’s how Red Robin went on patrol with a hand-shaped mark on his face the next night. (“Will you just leave it alone, Jason?”)
Anyone to any Robin: Are you actively trying to die?!
They got it from their father.
Flirting with Red Robin…
Steph: *wearing a sexy new Spoiler uniform* Do you like my outfit?
Tim: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it.
Steph: *blushing* Tim!
Tim: No, I need your chair. Get up.
Girls v Boys…
Barbara: Dick kissed me.
Dinah: No!
Steph: Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh!
Dinah: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Steph, get the wine and unplug the phone. Babs, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Barbara: Ohhhh. It ended very well.
Steph: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Dinah: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss!
Barbara: Well, at first it was really intense, y’know, and then we just sorta sunk into it…
* 2 hours later *
Barbara: … they started out on my waist, and then they slid up, and then they were in my hair…
Meanwhile…
Dick: And then I kissed her.
Jason: Tongue?
Dick: Yeah.
Tim: Cool.
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