At a Batfamily pre-mission pep talk…
Nightwing: The point is we need to be there for our family.
Spoiler: I couldn’t agree more. FYI, Jason’s gone.
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Puberty hitting Robin be like…
Damian: Hey, Brown, do you want to see my armpit hair?
Steph: Only if you want to see mine.
Spoiler: It’s like that science thing: for every action, you have a gigantic and annoying reaction.
Red Robin: Just when I thought you couldn’t get any hotter…
Downtime at the Manor…
Jason: *flips channel to HBO*
Jason: Are you up to date on “Game of Thrones”?
Steph: I think so. Dragons, snow zombies, and all the hot guys are dead.
Ooooh, not unlike the guy sitting next to you, Steph.
When you’re stranded in the middle of wherever and calling your family’s all you’ve got…
Red Robin: What.
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Timbo, hey, shut up. I need you to wire me a thousand dollars.
Red Robin: Wow.
Red Hood: Yeah.
Red Robin: No.
Red Hood: Yes!
Red Robin: No!
Red Hood: Oh, for – Then just lemme talk to Babs!
Oracle: Absolutely not. Huh? Because pick any one of an infinite number of reasons! Yeah, okay, hang on…
Spoiler: Mmmmyeah, no, I would, but Cass and I can’t really leave the mall at the moment… But I can transfer you…
Lark: No, I seriously thought you were joking. Yeah, hang on…
Robin: *sinister laughter*
Red Hood: Okay. Okay! Lemme talk to Dick!
Red Hood: Dick?! Dick, listen, I –
Nightwing: Noop.
Red Hood: – need you to –
Nightwing: Noop.
Red Hood: Stop saying “noop”!
Nightwing: Noop, Jason. Noop. And it’s gonna sound like I’m hanging up, but — *static*
When you’re stranded in the middle of wherever and calling your family’s all you’ve got…
Red Robin: What.
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Timbo, hey, shut up. I need you to wire me a thousand dollars.
Red Robin: Wow.
Red Hood: Yeah.
Red Robin: No.
Red Hood: Yes!
Red Robin: No!
Red Hood: Oh, for – Then just lemme talk to Babs!
Oracle: Absolutely not. Huh? Because pick any one of an infinite number of reasons! Yeah, okay, hang on…
Spoiler: Mmmmyeah, no, I would, but Cass and I can’t really leave the mall at the moment… But I can transfer you…
Lark: No, I seriously thought you were joking. Yeah, hang on…
Robin: *sinister laughter*
Red Hood: Okay. Okay! Lemme talk to Dick!
Red Hood: Dick?! Dick, listen, I –
Nightwing: Noop.
Red Hood: – need you to –
Nightwing: Noop.
Red Hood: Stop saying “noop”!
Nightwing: Noop, Jason. Noop. And it’s gonna sound like I’m hanging up, but — *static*
Contemplating what to add to the family’s home entertainment system be like…
Tim: Quick poll: PS4 or Xbox One? Dick.
Dick: Uh, Xbox One.
Tim: Steph.
Steph: Huh?
Tim: Jason.
Jason: PS4.
Tim: Babs.
Barbara: Both great.
Tim: Bruce.
Bruce: I like the Wii.
Tim: Thanks, Grandpa.
Batman [to Robin]: Sorry, I replaced you with a newer model.
Bruce, *gasp*!
When you’re extremely excited to go on a mission abroad with Batman but your brother gives you a reality check…
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Things between you and Steph have never been better. I hope four months apart doesn’t change anything.
Red Robin: *stops his motorcycle*
Red Hood: Timmy…?
Red Hood: I should have opened with that, huh?
Why Robin went on patrol with a wedgie…
Damian [to Steph]: Thanks to you, I know better than to ask if you’re menstruating. And, based on your behavior, I don’t have to.
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