Talon, Raptor, Deathstroke, Midnighter, and Owlman having coffee together…
Midnighter: Nightwing is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it, and sell it to Ra’s al Ghul as earrings.
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Superhero eulogies be like…
Booster Gold: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it’s that a superhero’s life is a precious, precious commodity.
Booster Gold: Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
Talon, Raptor, Deathstroke, Midnighter, and Owlman having coffee together…
Midnighter: Nightwing is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it, and sell it to Ra’s al Ghul as earrings.
Robin’s origin story AU…
Dick: I’m sure there’s more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
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