“How to Win an Argument” by Jason Peter Todd…
Dick: Just tell me you’re wrong!
Jason: You’re wrong.
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Jason [to Bruce]: Whatever I did, I have proof that I didn’t do it.
Jay, you know that ain’t gonna fly with Batdad.
When your son’s pretty chummy with “Fun Uncle Supes”…
Bruce [to Dick]: Clark is inviting you to lunch at the Fortress.
Bruce: Hn.
Bruce: The good thing is, I get to come, too.
Joker’s Daughter [to Red Hood]: I love your alleged work! I’m a big fan!
Red Hood: I’ll admit that I have done a lot of things that I’m not proud of… Wait, that’s not true. I’m proud of most of the things I do.
Like dying? Is that why you mention it so much, Jay?
Damian: Todd, I’m starting to find you acceptable again.
Jason: Oh. Well, then we’re hanging out too much.
Because surveilling is caring…
Jason [to Tim]: Did you really put Tam under surveillance before you asked her out? Timbo, I underestimated you.
Coaching your brother on how to be a “more effective vigilante”…
Damian: No, Drake. Menacing. You look like a person whose kid just struck out.
Imagine: Bruce and Dick watching Tim and Damian spar in the Batcave, then realizing that things are starting to go… overboard.
Imagine: Dick listening as Bruce gives instructions, then noticing Jason and Damian sneaking into the Batmobile.
Good older brothers don’t tattle.
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