Gossiping about Batman…
Hal [to Barry]: One butler? Very frugal for a bazillionare.
Tag: source: white collar
“How to Encourage Your Little Brother” by Jason Peter Todd…
Jason: Damian, you can do anything.
Jason: … Without a height requirement.
So, did you just wake up with two black eyes, Jay, or… ?
At the Airport…
Batman: Don’t worry about looking in my bag. I pack to deceive.
Security: *nervous chuckle*
You couldn’t just ride the Batwing, Bruce?
Batman: Jason, where are you going?
Red Hood: To cross a line.
Batman and the Robins, a summary…
Bruce: You think they’re listening, and then they do the exact opposite of what you say.
“Robin War” be like…
Nightwing and Red Hood: *arguing on a rooftop*
Red Robin and Robin: …
Robin: Are they really having a pun-off?
Red Robin: You bet.
Anyone to any Robin: Are you actively trying to die?!
They got it from their father.
Bruce: I may have rushed to judgment.
Hal: You have judgment on speed dial.
Batman: I may have rushed to judgment.
Green Lantern: You have judgment on speed dial.
Batman: I don’t need a warrant to break in.
Alfred: But this Bruce Wayne does. *hands him an invitation to Lex Luthor’s Metropolitan Library gala*
Because sometimes you actually have to be Bruce, Bruce.
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