When your son’s pretty chummy with “Fun Uncle Supes”…
Bruce [to Dick]: Clark is inviting you to lunch at the Fortress.
Bruce: Hn.
Bruce: The good thing is, I get to come, too.
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Batman: *walking out of the Hall of Justice*
Superman: Bruce, you said goodbye to everyone but me. Why?
Batman: You know why.
Superman: Tell me.
Batman: Because you are the only one who could change my mind.
When asked what Batman’s superpower was…
Superman: Impossible is what Batman specializes in.
Imagine: Dick listening as Bruce gives instructions, then noticing Jason and Damian sneaking into the Batmobile.
Good older brothers don’t tattle.
Batman: Jason, where are you going?
Red Hood: To cross a line.
Imagine: Dick listening as Bruce gives instructions, then noticing Jason and Damian sneaking into the Batmobile.
Good older brothers don’t tattle.
Imagine: Bruce and Dick watching Tim and Damian spar in the Batcave, then realizing that things are starting to go… overboard.
When you find out that the tracking device you found on your suit helps your little brother sleep at night…
Dick: You’re having separation anxiety, Damian. Admit it.
Damian: -Tt-
Damian: I admit, I sleep better with that little red dot telling me where you are.
When you discover a tracking device in your suit…
Dick: You’re having separation anxiety, Damian. Admit it.
Damian: -Tt-
Damian: I admit, I sleep better with that little red dot telling me where you are.
The biggest lie Batman ever told himself: I’ve already had one Robin. Another won’t be a problem.
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