From Robin to Nightwing, first order of business…
Dick: First things first, I need some pants.
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Civilian: *looking at the masked vigilante in awe after he rescues her from a mugger* If you’re not a criminal, then what are you?
Red Hood: *rubs his neck sheepishly* About that…
Gossiping about Batman…
Hal [to Barry]: One butler? Very frugal for a bazillionare.
The biggest lie Batman ever told himself: I’ve already had one Robin. Another won’t be a problem.
When you discover a tracking device in your suit…
Dick: You’re having separation anxiety, Damian. Admit it.
Damian: -Tt-
Damian: I admit, I sleep better with that little red dot telling me where you are.
When asked what Batman’s superpower was…
Superman: Impossible is what Batman specializes in.
Gossiping about Batman…
Hal [to Barry]: One butler? Very frugal for a bazillionare.
Imagine: Dick listening as Bruce gives instructions, then noticing Jason and Damian sneaking into the Batmobile.
Good older brothers don’t tattle.
Because surveilling is caring…
Jason [to Tim]: Did you really put Tam under surveillance before you asked her out? Timbo, I underestimated you.
Batman: Jason, where are you going?
Red Hood: To cross a line.
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