Tag: source: weird loner

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

A toast with Timothy Drake-Wayne…

Tim: To happiness!

Tim: Or, as I like to call it, sadness in its early stages.

The bottle of pinot noir? $20.

The ensuing awkward silence? Priceless.

Why you don’t ask your heavily sleep-deprived, just-returned-from-another-dimension-after-jumping-off-a-building son to make a toast at your wedding. @Bruce Wayne @Selina Kyle

When your best friend asks if you would’ve moved back into the Manor when Batman went missing…

Red Hood: Is this another “your father will turn over in his grave” questions?

Arsenal: Yup.

Red Hood: Then, no, I would not have moved back in.

Arsenal: You could have at least lied to get him back in the right position.