Jason’s version of comforting your bestfriend…

Roy [about his own bruises]: C’mon, it’s not as bad as it looks.

Jason: Are you being literal or figurative? Because, literally, it looks bad. And, figuratively, it looks even worse.

Story arcs that involve Bruce and Jason together be like…

Batman: Come on, Jason. I’ve been there. I’ve done it. I’ve seen it. You can trust me. I’ll understand.

Red Hood/Arkham Knight: Spare me the compassionate father routine, Bruce. The suit don’t fit.

Batman: I’m really trying here, Jason.

Red Hood/Arkham Knight: You’re trying? Now? Where were you when it mattered? I needed this guy back when I was dead. I don’t need you now. It’s too late now. Everything’s already happened. You and Dick don’t seem to understand that. Let me explain something to you: the only thing I have in common with Dick Grayson is that we have absolutely no use for you.