Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: *typing away on his laptop, working on a case*
Jason: *enters the kitchen, sweaty from his morning jog*
Tim: You got a delivery while you were out. I signed for it, so I hope it’s nothing illegal.
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Dinah: Did you just toss your change into the garbage bin?
Oliver: Nope.
Dinah: Liar! You absolutely did, Ollie.
Oliver: What? It was seven cents! I hate pennies.
Dinah: What? Do you hate nickels, too? Rich jerk!
Impulse [about Iris]: You see the way Grandpa looks at her? It’s like how Wally looks at a cheeseburger.
Nightwing: *admiring his own reflection on the window* An old lady in a limo once told me that I could be a model.
Red Robin: *hacking into the mainframe* I know, Dick. I stopped you from getting into that limo.
Damian: *walks away after insulting Jason*
Jason: He’s a mean kid.
Tim: So, what? You’re mean, too.
Jason: Yes, but not to you!
Tim: Yesterday you told me my head was too big for my neck.
Jason: That was… constructive criticism.
Tim: Well, what am I supposed to do about it, Jay?!
Jason: As a brother, my job is only to point things out.
When your older brother crashes at your Nest after patrol…
Tim: *typing up a report on a case at 3 AM*
Dick: *comes out of the bedroom* I can’t sleep.
Tim: *sighs* What do you want me to about it?
Dick: *yawns* Sometimes it helps if you tickle my back and tell me I’m pretty.
When Clark met Bruce…
Superman: You look familiar. Have we met?
Batman: We’re not even meeting now.
Batman: *smoke bomb*
Jason: *sees a big mound of clothing on the floor*
Jason:
Jason: Are you wearing a cover-up?
Dick: *muffled* I have a pimple. Go away!
Discovering a hidden room in Wayne Manor be like…
Tim: What if Bruce has hidden cameras in here?
Jason: Trust me, if he had hidden cameras, I’d have been disowned a long time ago.
When an endangered Multiverse forces you to put your differences aside and team up…
Batman: We’re in this together, Jordan.
Green Lantern:
Green Lantern: Are you as creeped out as I am?
Batman: More.
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