Tam: *entering the Wayne Enterprises building*
Tim: *fidgeting with his double-breasted suit*
Tim: *closes his eyes for a second, then exhales*
Tim: Do I look okay?
Jason: Timbo, she waved at you, she smiled. Clearly her standards aren’t that high.
Tim: Right, thanks.
At the Manor…
Jason: It’s because of you that Tim doesn’t want to come here anymore!
Damian: Good. Tell me what I did so that I can do it to you.
Dick: Where are we going?
Tim: We are going to talk some sense into Bruce!
Dick: Really? It’s hard to imagine that turning out well.
And the original Boy Wonder would know that better than anyone (except maybe Alfred).
Flirting with a geeky, sleep-deprived, teenaged vigilante be like…
Tim: You smell like strawberries.
Tam: It’s my lip gloss.
Tim: Does it taste like it smells?
Tam: *grins* You wanna find out?
Tim: Sure!
Tam: *leans in to kiss him*
Tim: *uses a finger to wipe lip gloss off her lips, then tastes it*
Tim: Mmmm.
Nightwing: The depths of your degeneracy continue to astound me.
Red Hood: Really? Still?
Batman: The depths of your degeneracy continue to astound me.
Red Hood: Really? Still?
Dick: Let’s face it, we’re both too old for the MTV lifestyle.
Wally: MTV? Did they just defrost you?!
Alfred: *humming while reading lab results on the Batcomputer*
Alfred: The good news, Master Jason, is that you are a perfectly healthy 50-year-old man.
Jason: Alf, I’m only 19!
Alfred: Tell that to your liver.
Shopping for your father’s birthday at an antique shop be like…
Dick: *looking at weapons previously owned by Earth-2 superheroes* Let’s just pick out a present that reflects Bruce.
Damian: *attempting to touch said weapons*
Tim: *browsing a rack of Silver Age costumes* Like what?
Dick: *swatting at Damian’s grabby hands*
Jason: *staring at a painting* How about a grizzly bear ripping apart a salmon?
Damian: -Tt-
Rescuing a beautiful damsel in the middle of a snowstorm be like…
Tam: Oh, no! How will I stay warm?
Red Robin: I recommend the buddy system.
Tam: *rolls eyes* You’re cute.
Red Robin: *grins* I know.
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