Why Tim decided that it was last time he’d ever introduce a hybrid human-Kryptonian friend to his brothers…
Conner: You’re mocking me, aren’t you?
Jason: Oh no, no no no, no…
Damian: *suddenly points behind Conner*
Damian: SUPERBOY, LOOK! AN ALIEN!
Conner: *looks* Where?
Jason and Damian: *keel over laughing*
Tag: source: toy story
When the Batboys meet the black-haired, blue-eyed child for the first time…
Billy: I am Shazam. I come in peace.
Tim: *shakes Billy’s hand* Oh, I’m so glad you’re not a Robin!
When the Batboys meet the black-haired, blue-eyed child for the first time…
Billy: I am Shazam. I come in peace.
Tim: *shakes Billy’s hand* Oh, I’m so glad you’re not a Robin!
When the Batboys meet the black-haired, blue-eyed child for the first time…
Billy: I am Shazam. I come in peace.
Tim: *shakes Billy’s hand* Oh, I’m so glad you’re not a Robin!
Tim [to Alfred]: What if Bruce gets another Robin? A mean one? I just don’t think I can take that kind of rejection!
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Hoo boy, Timmy. You have nooo idea.
Why Tim decided that it was last time he’d ever introduce a hybrid human-Kryptonian friend to his brothers…
Conner: You’re mocking me, aren’t you?
Jason: Oh no, no no no, no…
Damian: *suddenly points behind Conner*
Damian: SUPERBOY, LOOK! AN ALIEN!
Conner: *looks* Where?
Jason and Damian: *keel over laughing*
Patrolling with your best bud be like…
Superboy: Hey, Tim! You’re flying!
Red Robin: This isn’t flying, this is falling with style!
Trying to talk some sense into a whammied Jason Todd…
Batgirl: Hood! We’re your family!
Red Hood: Spare me your lies, temptress! Your emperor’s defeated, and I’m immune to your bewitching good looks.
Mission gone awry. Teen Titans’ debriefing…
Damian: -Tt-
Damian: Did you all take Stupid Pills this morning?
Trying to talk sense into a whammied Jason…
Tim: You! Are! A! Robin! You aren’t the old Red Hood! You’re… you’re our brother!
Tim: You are Bruce’s son!
Jason: *blinks*
Jason: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
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