Why Batman disdains out-of-town supervillain lairs (or taking his sons with him all at once)…
Nightwing: Turkey farm?
Red Hood: No.
Red Robin: Skunks?
Red Hood: No.
Robin: Slaughterhouse?
Red Hood: No.
Catwoman: What are you boys doing back there?
Red Robin: We’re playing “What’s That Odor?”.
Robin: Father’s feet?
Batman: Hn. Damian.
Red Hood: You win, Dami.
Batman: Jason.
Nightwing: Are we there yet, Bruce?
Batman: I’ll tell you when we get there. Go back to your smell game.
Dick: Okay, our main force will be split into two groups. *draws a diagram in the sand*
Dick: One will circle around this way to cut off the enemy’s retreat…
Barbara and Jason: *nod*
Dick: The other will drive in this way, closing the trap.
Tim and Cass: *thumbs up*
Dick: It’s a classic pincer movement.
All: *look to where Damian’s standing in the middle of the playground*
Dick: It can’t fail against a ten-year-old.
Wayne Foundation gala…
Alfred: Now, look, boys, the mayor is going to be at this fête, so I want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
Damian: Tough choice.
Jason: I’m picking respect.
Commissioner Gordon: *watches as the Batmobile speeds through the Gotham streets at 250 mph*
Commissioner Gordon [on police radio]: Let him go, Lou. Someone going that fast has no time for a ticket.
Damian: *watching Conner and Jon play catch in midair* I want a brother.
Jason: You can have mine *gestures to Tim*, but he’s kind of an idiot.
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Dami, three not enough for you?
Imagine: Tim.
Right after Batman gives the Teen Titans a lengthy lecture about a mission gone horribly wrong…
Robin: Okay, team, set your faces to “stunned”!
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