Batman [to a criminal]: *gripping him tightly by the collar* You think you’ve got guts? Try raising my kids!
Tag: source: the simpsons
When roughhousing at the Manor becomes a little too rough…
Jason [about Tim]: Oh no, he’s hurt!
Damian: Bad!
Jason and Damian: …
Jason: Let’s get out of here!
Why he sometimes regrets inviting colleagues to his kids’ recitals…
Bruce: *weeping with pride as Cass dances on stage* My daughter, my daughter…
Oliver: Come on, Bruce, she’s not that bad.
When you’re legally dead, but need to earn some money…
Nurse: Hey, you gotta be eighteen to sell your blood. Let’s see some ID.
Jason: Here you go, doll face!
Nurse: Okay, Richard, just relax.
The proper way to introduce Damian Wayne to your friends: Ladies and gentlemen, the thirteen-year-old who’s brave and bold! When he’s not in class, he’s risking his ass, the world’s greatest daredevil, Damian Wayne!
Visiting Batman at the hospital be like…
Hal: Bruce, you made it! How are you?
Bruce: *raspy voice* I have broken ribs. It hurts to talk, so I’ll just say one thing: You never do anything right.
A Robin, the first time he goes on patrol with the Batman: I don’t know why I did it, I don’t know why I enjoyed it, and I don’t know why I’ll do it again!
Batman: Look, son, all I’m asking is that you’ll try.
Robin: *shrugs* Okay, I’ll try.
Batman: *grabs Robin by the lapels* Anybody can try! I want you to win!
When anything happens…
Member of the Batfamily: Why do I get the feeling that someday I’ll be describing this to a psychiatrist?
Jason: Timmy, having never received any words of encouragement myself, I’m not sure how they’re supposed to sound. But here goes: I believe in you.
Alfred: *rolls his eyes to the moon and back*
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