Tag: source: the simpsons

At the Titans Tower…

Robin [about the rest of the Teen Titans]: *muttering angrily* I’ll show them who’s “just a kid”!

Nightwing: *yelling from the room across the hall* Damian, bedtime! I laid out your jammy-jams!

Jon: Damian, I don’t want you to see me cry.

Damian: Oh, come on. I’ve seen you cry a million times. You cry when you think you’ve scraped your knee. You cry when your grandparents are out of chocolate milk. You cry when you’re doing long division and you have a remainder left over.

Jason: Bruce, I thought you might forget our little conversation this afternoon, so I took the precaution of recording it.

Bruce: *narrows eyes* What conversation?

Jason: *plays recording*

Jason: *on the recording* Bruce, can Roy live in our garage for as long as he wants?

Jason: *mimics Bruce’s voice* He sure can!

Dick: Bruce! What were you thinking?

Bruce: Hn. That’s not my voice.

Jason: Oh, everybody says that when they hear themselves on tape.

While the rest of the Justice League drink their coffee…

Batman: It’s a brain and nerve tonic, full of proteins and electromagnetic juices. *offers cup to Hal*

Green Lantern: *takes a sip* Wow! It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everybody’s invited!