Why being Red Hood’s significant other ain’t easy…
You: Just come back alive, okay?
Jason: Don’t tell me how to do my job!
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When you piss Raven off and you wake up… different…
Beast Boy: Why, Robin, don’t you look lovely.
Robin: *in a high-pitched voice, while angrily brushing off long, curly, pink ribbon-tied locks of blonde hair from his face* It’s a spell!
Robin: *curtsies* And thank you. -Tt-
When Batman’s the referee at the annual Justice League Football Games…
Damian: You can’t give me a yellow card! You’re my father!
Bruce: When I put on these shorts, I’m not your father anymore. And judging by how tight they are, I’m never gonna be anyone else’s either.
When you’re trying to convince your best friend that a billionaire’s son is just as capable of doing farm work…
Damian [to Jon]: I’m blue collar! I’m absolutely blue collar. My father owns a shovel.
Living in Gotham City be like…
Civilian [to reporter, about the Batman]: He’s the kindest, sweetest, most generous guy who’s ever driven through my living room.
Bruce: Jason, one day you’re going to be a great father.
Jason: Aw. And someday you’ll be one, too.
Doing everything to protect your secret identity be like…
Ra’s: You look kind of… young, Detective.
Red Robin: Uh, yeah… I have that disease that makes you look like an old man, but they gave me medicine for it and I took too much.
When the Batboys realized that it wasn’t wise to leave their youngest brother with a house guest…
Damian: We left plenty of food so you won’t starve.
Conner: Thank you.
Damian: I was talking to the cat!
How to check if Damian actually cares (or how Jason ended up strapped to the giant Joker card in the Batcave)…
Damian: Where is Drake?
Jason: I’m sorry… Timmy never woke up.
Damian: What?!?!
Jason: Never woke up because he never passed out. He’s right over there.
Barbara: You’re a heartless jerk!
Jason: Where did that come from?!
Jason: Oh, right. My actions.
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