Red Hood: Argh! This is the stupidest fight ever!
Arsenal: Oh, yeah? We’ve had stupider!
Criminal: …
Criminal: *awkwardly walks away*
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Jason: I pick up books like you pick up beers.
Roy: Then you have a serious reading problem.
When your little brother just loves his pets…
Damian [to Alfred]: Pennyworth, I need that “cootie” shot. Titus and I accidentally touched tongues.
Tim: How is this “accidentally” when it’s the fifth time?
Red Tornado: Kid Flash has been implanted with several highly powerful tracking devices.
Robin: How did that happen?!
Red Tornado: I left them in a bowl and he ate them.
If you ever wonder what Batman’s daytime life is like…
Superintendent: I oversee fourteen schools, Mr. Wayne, and I always find myself at Gotham City discussing one of your kids.
Diana: In a good friendship, you never say, “I told you so".
Clark: Which is good for me because Bruce’s always right.
At a Wayne Charity Foundation gala…
Tim [to Jason and Damian]: You two look good. Open-casket good.
Inappropriate, Timmy.
Damian [to Jon]: … It’s one of those unsolved mysteries, like how do my clothes get cleaned and get back in my dresser?
Alfred: *stares into the camera like he’s on “The Office”*
When Jon introduces him to the animals on the Kent farm…
Damian: *snuggling to a sheep* He is so awesome. I already love him more than Drake.
When another one of your best friend’s “brilliant” ideas somehow leaves you both stuck in a maze…
Red Hood: Maybe we should split up.
Arsenal: Split up? Jaybird, no! We can fix this partnership!
Red Hood: No, no, I didn’t mean –
Arsenal: Fine! You want out? Then, go! I can make it on my own. Before I met you, I had other friends and dreams.
Red Hood: I was talking about –
Arsenal: Oh, please take me back! The solo vigilante scene is a nightmare! I’m begging you!
Red Hood: I just meant we should split up to get out of this maze…
Arsenal: Deep down, I – I guess I knew that.
Red Hood: Now, there must be a way out –
Arsenal: Of our partnership? I don’t want to live! *runs off screaming*
Red Hood: *sighs*
Red Hood: *opens a hidden doorway and exits*
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