Why Superman respects Batman a lot…
Clark [to Bruce]: You always do the right thing.
Clark: Sort of.
Tag: source: the simpsons
That one time Roy got a part-time job at a fast food restaurant…
Dick: What’s your soda refill policy?
Roy: All you can drink, if you buy a jumbo cup.
Wally: Careful, Roy. That’s how I bankrupted a Pizza Hut.
Batman [to the rest of the Justice League]: Nobody form any opinions while I’m gone.
Green Lantern: *sarcastically* Well, hurry! We have no minds of our own.
When you see Batman at the middle of the dancefloor during the annual Justice League 80’s Tribute Dance Party…
Hal: *shouting over the noise* I must say, Bruce, it’s amusing to see you thoroughly de-high-horsed.
Bruce: That isn’t a word.
Hal: Oooh, back on the saddle he climbs.
Downtime at a bar…
Jason [about Bruce]: Roy, why is the dad I’ve always wished for always pissing me off?
Roy: I don’t know. ‘Cause you’re incapable of experiencing joy?
Jason: *sips beer* Point taken.
Nerd v Nerd: Dawn of Dorkiness…
Superboy: *checking out gadgets* How much for your entire collection?
Toyman: Um, the Speed of Light expressed in dollars.
Red Robin [to Superboy]: Just give him Faraday’s Constant.
Trying to make it up to your super best friend be like…
Damian [to Jon]: I’ll be more attentive to your needs on the seesaw. I’ll stay down there as long as you want.
Damian: -Tt-
When your little brother finally discovers the wondrous world of social media…
Robin: How do you keep finding me?
Red Robin: You really should tweet less.
Robin: -Tt-
Robin: But everyone deserves to know what I’m thinking all the time.
Superman: *sulking*
Batman: Clark, I was just being a good friend by pretending to agree with you while secretly undermining your agenda.
Damian: People here do not respect boundaries. -Tt-
Jon: Damian, did you just buckle your seatbelt through my loop?
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