When Robin asks if he and Superboy can go see a movie after patrol…
Bruce: Hn.
Damian: Please, Father?
Bruce: You must constantly Twitter me what you’re up to, even though I don’t know what Twitter is and have no desire to find out.
See? He’s a cool dad.
Batman: Stay with Tim.
Robin: -Tt-
Robin: One doesn’t stay “with” Drake. One stays “despite” him.
Red Robin: Look, Brat, I’m not thrilled either, but one day we might need each other for a transplant so we better keep the lines of communication going.
GCPD Officer: It’s time for a cavity search.
Red Hood: Oh, I haven’t had a cavity search in six months.
GCPD Officer: I wasn’t talking about your teeth.
Red Hood: Nor was I.
That one time Superman’s wish to ride the Batmobile was granted…
Bruce: You have so much in common with Dick.
Clark: 😀
Bruce: Non-stop chatter during drives.
Clark: 😐
Tim: Alfred, may I go?
Alfred: Is your room clean?
Tim: Um… No.
Alfred: Good. That will give me something to do while you’re with the Teen Titans.
What would these kids do without their grandad?
Robin: *sneaking out of the Manor at midnight*
Jason: *turns a lamp on*
Jason: *sitting in the dark with his legs crossed and a novel on his lap* Where are you going, Brat?
Robin: -Tt-
Robin: I don’t know.
Jason: When will you be home?
Robin: I’m not sure.
Jason: Where are you going?
Robin: You already asked me that, Todd!
Jason: Will you bring me back something?
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This is why you’re secretly Dami’s favorite older brother sometimes, Jay.
Batman’s twilight years be like…
Tim: Bruce, you shouldn’t wear glasses that weren’t prescribed for you.
Bruce: Hn. Dick, just because you’re ten feet tall, it doesn’t mean that you can tell me what to do.
Jason: I’m Jason.
Tim: Gimme those!
DC: Robin! I need to use you in a story arc.
Robin: You want me to be in the series?
DC: It’s just a few panels. Your predecessor’s supposed to be in ‘em, but he’s dead.
Robin: Dead?!
DC: Or pretending to be. I don’t know. I forget.
Damian: Todd, I’m starting to worry about Father.
Jason: Well, I know he seems to get more broody ever year, but lately he’s plateaued.
Alfred: You must be at Damian’s piano recital, Master Bruce! You’ve missed way too many precious moments in the children’s lives.
Batman: Hn? Name twelve.
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