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When super families hang out…

Clark: *holding a bullet*

Jon: *glaring with glowing red eyes*

Jason: *clears throat*

Jason: We don’t mean your family any harm.

Tim: Well, you did just shoot at his dad.

Jason: Aside from shooting your dad, we don’t mean your family any harm.

Bruce: *groans*

To be fair, Jason just wanted to see if the rumors were true.

Damian’s not gonna be too happy when he finds out about this, though. Especially when Jon says that he’s no longer in the mood to go on patrol with him.

Falling out with your best friend be like…

Jason: You can tell me, y’know. We never talked about it. What did Roy say about me?

Dick: It’s nothing too terrible…

Jason: You can tell me.

Dick: It wasn’t that bad…

Jason: Just be honest.

Dick:

Dick: He once called you an “ass***e” forty-six times in one sitting.

Jason: Wow.

Dick: Yeah, the people at the next table complained.

When you’re out of ammo…

Arsenal: Alright, he’s got a bazooka. We have something better.

Red Hood: What, Roy?

Arsenal: Seatbelts. *floors the gas pedal*

Batman: Well, done, Wallace.

The Flash: Sir, since I pulled that off, can I please wear shorts to work?

Batman: I’ve already said no.

Teaching a super-powered, cloned Kryptonian about your world be like…

Watching TV…

Red Hood: That is, uh, Kermit the Frog.

Bizarro: Me am recognize the species.

Red Hood: It’s an amphibious life form from Earth.

Bizarro: Someone Red Him not know?

Red Hood: No, no. He’s just a leader I admire. Always keeps his cool in a crisis. Inspires greatness in his people.