When you gotta play it cool so that your best friend doesn’t realize how stoked you really are to hang out with him…
Jon: Hey, I know this probably isn’t your ideal Friday night. You’d probably be, like, doing pull-ups or catching bad guys with your big brothers or whatever.
Damian: Eh, it’s not so bad.
When Clark met his future BFF, Bruce…
Superman: *watching as Batman grapple-hooks away*
Superman: You’re gonna like me, Bruce Wayne. I’m just gonna let you pretend for a little while that you don’t already do.
Dear Red Hood…
“There’s more to life than the pain the Joker made you feel. A cold beer, a slow song, a good friend. There are good things, Jason, and you need to see that, too. There’s no real peace in revenge.”
Red Hood [to Black Mask]: You know, I can give you a list of people who’ve underestimated me. None of them have done it a second time.
GCPD rooftop…
Nightwing: *applying a tourniquet to Red Robin’s bleeding leg*
Red Hood: *doing a quick ammo inventory*
Robin: *perched on the ledge, on the lookout*
Batman: Jim. Good evening.
Commissioner Gordon: *lights a cigarette*
Commissioner Gordon: First thing I learned working with your family is that, wherever you people go, threats and bloodshed seem to follow. So, just stay out of the GCPD’s way and try not to kill anyone.
Yeaaahhh… not gonna happen, Jim. Ain’t that what the Batsignal beside you’s for?
Vibe [to Stargirl, about Hawkman]: *whispering* I wouldn’t stand that close to him if I were you. He’s kind of unpredictable. And murder-y.
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Just reminded me of that hilarious set of panels between Cisco and Katar in JLA #2 (2013).
After causing another chaotic DC crossover event…
Bat-Mite: Shouldn’t we intervene or something?
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Why would we? This party just got interesting.
Damian: You stand accused of betraying your own family as the Red Hood, Todd. How do you plead?
Jason: I plead you to shut up.
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Would you at least let him finish eating his breakfast first, Dami?
Talon/Owlman/Deathstroke: Stand with me or fall with him. Choose, son.
Nightwing: I will always choose Batman.
When you’re expecting Man-Bat, but get someone else instead…
Detective Bard [to Batman]: I beg your pardon, but I was expecting someone… furry-er.
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