Batman [to Green Lantern]: Watch your tongue, Gardner. I am not the fun-loving social butterfly you may recall.
Oh, Brucie, you delightfully sassy you.
Tag: source: the originals
Breaking into Arkham Asylum…
Red Robin: Why are they all staring at you?
Red Hood: I’m kind of a big deal around here.
Living in Gotham City be like…
Civilian:
Batman:
Civilian: …
Batman: *perched on apartment window* I’m not in the habit of knocking.
Criminal: *Batcuffed* I’m supposed to fear you, too?!
Red Hood: *standing beside Batman* It would be better for you if you did.
Damian: The only thing delicate about you is your ego, Todd!
Jason: When placed beside the behemoth size of yours? Sure.
Nightwing: What happened to the brother I used to know? The one who laughed in the face of death?
Red Hood: That’s a lot easier to do when you haven’t died once already.
Cue awkward silence.
Bruce/Selina: I’m sorry… This just all sounds very…
Selina/Bruce: Intimate? Yeah, it’s a marriage.
Roy [to Jason]: We’re not so bad. We’re not the monsters that our father figures think we are.
Batman: You are a compassionate woman, Jessica.
Green Lantern: *begins to smile – *
Batman: It’s your fatal flaw and it will be your downfall.
Green Lantern: Well, that got dark fast.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
Bruce, you hypocrite.
When Mr. Timothy Drake finally asks Ms. Tamara Fox on a proper date…
Dick: Where’s Tim?
Jason: He’s busy being a man.
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