Jason: Look, I’ll tell you whatever you want so long as you get me some batarangs from your father’s stash.
Damian: I’m ten, not stupid.
Tag: source: the originals
Entering Robin’s room be like…
Jason: *whispering* It’s quiet.
Tim: *hissing* Of course it’s quiet. It’s a trap.
Damian: *a pair of narrowed eyes in the shadows*
Justice League Dark planning for Batman’s 75th Anniversary…
Zatanna: You know, I think my contribution could be a magic show.
Jason/Etrigan: Oh, that’s perfect, Zatanna.
Zatanna: Thank you.
John: Or, wait a minute. I just remembered something. *lights a cigarette* Bruce’s turning 75, not six.
Entering Robin’s room be like…
Jason: *whispering* It’s quiet.
Tim: *hissing* Of course it’s quiet. It’s a trap.
Damian: *a pair of narrowed eyes in the shadows*
The Untitled: We need your blood.
Red Hood: That’s funny, I didn’t hear you say “please”.
Undercover billionaire vigilantes…
Oliver: *whispering* Bats, you got a plan?
Bruce: *fake-smiling and fake-waving for the cameras* I’m not walking around this party shaking hands with everybody for no reason.
Jason: Look, I’ll tell you whatever you want so long as you get me some batarangs from your father’s stash.
Damian: I’m ten, not stupid.
Red Robin: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much am I going to hate this little plan of yours?
Red Hood: About an 85.
Red Robin: Oh, good.
DC, please give them their own series together.
Running away from a horde of assassins hired to take them down…
Arsenal [to Red Hood]: Maybe if you hadn’t been a dick to, I don’t know, everybody, we wouldn’t even have to be on the run!
Nightwing: *kneeling beside Red Robin* How do you feel?
Red Robin: I feel… strangely euphoric.
Red Hood: I’ve been known to have that effect.
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