Robin: *chatters on loudly about the Batcave’s history to Aqualad*
Superboy: *lifts and examines the giant coin*
Kid Flash: *zooms in and out of every room in the Manor (especially the kitchen)*
Batman: *tries to do work on the Batcomputer*
Batman: Hrrrn.
Batman: *contacts the rest of the Justice League at the Watchtower*
Batman: How did I get elected Supernanny?
Justice League: *burst out laughing*
You’re a natural, Batdad.
Roy: You know, when I first met you, I thought you were a real douche.
Jason: What changed?
Roy: Oh, I still think you’re a douche. I’ve just grown to like that about you.
When your little brother becomes a little too protective of you after finding out about your recent mission to the desert..
Robin [to Red Hood]: I don’t care if we have to get you a leash, Todd, that is your last trip to Qurac.
When asked what keeps him going…
Batman: I’ve given up on giving up. It’s an affliction.
Mornings at the Manor…
Dick: *sulking*
Bruce: *reading the business section of the Gotham Gazette*
Alfred: *taking Tim’s groggy face out of a cup of coffee he was trying to drink*
Jason: *cooking waffles while whistling an 80’s tune*
Damian: *doing one-finger push-ups with Alfred the Cat on his back*
Dick: I know I’m the only one in this house who actually drinks milk, but would it kill any of you to make sure it’s actually on the grocery list?
Red Robin: *watches on the Batcomputer as a fight breaks out between Nightwing, Red Hood, and Robin, and Black Mask’s men after a negotiation gone awry*
Red Robin: *sighs*
Red Robin: *puts on his cowl and revs his motorcycle*
Red Robin: If I had a dollar for every mess this family’s gotten me into…
You’d be the CEO of Wayne Enterprises, Timmy! Oh, wait.
When your little brother first moves into Wayne Manor…
Jason: Who the heck are you?
Damian: You must be the help. My bags are in the Batmobile. Get them, will you?
Jason: So, Roy, nice guy, don’t you think?
Donna: No. He’s charming, sexy, confident, incredibly hot, but let’s be honest. He’s a bad boy, right? Like you. And right now, I only need good in my life. Not someone who’s…
Jason: Tragically wounded and damaged by demons he can’t escape.
“Batman v Superman” behind the scenes…
Wonder Woman [about him and Superman]: What is it with you two? You say you hate him, but the way you deal with him, it’s so clear. Even when you hate him, you still care about him.
Batman: I guess when you spend 78 years being someone’s friend, deciding to quit them is like losing a part of yourself… But sometimes the hate is just so powerful.
Cue heavy rainfall and dramatic lighting…
Red Hood: You are beyond pathetic, Dick!
Nightwing: Who’s more pathetic? The one who sees hope to make our family whole? Or the coward who can only see the world through his own fear?
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