Red Robin: *watches as Superboy lands on the rooftop and walks towards him with a comforting grin*
Red Robin: *internal monologue* The thing is, this is kind of the whole reason you have friends, so you don’t have to do the terrible parts alone.
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Jason: Look, I’ll tell you whatever you want so long as you get me some batarangs from your father’s stash.
Damian: I’m ten, not stupid.
Damian: You stand accused of betraying your own family as the Red Hood, Todd. How do you plead?
Jason: I plead you to shut up.
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Would you at least let him finish eating his breakfast first, Dami?
Discussing the tumultuous “situation” with Red Hood…
Superman: Why are you desperately trying to put your family together when a part of it is so clearly broken?
Batman: The definition of the word “broken” suggests that something can be fixed.
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Also, they’re all kinda broken.
Batman: You are a compassionate woman, Jessica.
Green Lantern: *begins to smile – *
Batman: It’s your fatal flaw and it will be your downfall.
Green Lantern: Well, that got dark fast.
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
Bruce, you hypocrite.
Roy [to Jason]: For a dead guy, you look awfully healthy.
Jason: *in John Mulaney’s voice* That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!
After causing another chaotic DC crossover event…
Bat-Mite: Shouldn’t we intervene or something?
Mr. Mxyzptlk: Why would we? This party just got interesting.
When Clark met his future BFF, Bruce…
Superman: *watching as Batman grapple-hooks away*
Superman: You’re gonna like me, Bruce Wayne. I’m just gonna let you pretend for a little while that you don’t already do.
Criminal: *Batcuffed* I’m supposed to fear you, too?!
Red Hood: *standing beside Batman* It would be better for you if you did.
Living in Gotham City be like…
Civilian:
Batman:
Civilian: …
Batman: *perched on apartment window* I’m not in the habit of knocking.
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