Family Patrol Night…

Nightwing and Red Robin: *watching Red Hood “interrogate” a criminal*

Nightwing: Uhhh… I think Jason may have snapped.

Red Robin: Or maybe he’s just stuck in character.

Nightwing: Which is worse? Snapped or stuck?

Red Robin: Both. They’re both worse.

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Someone rescue that thug.

Discussing ways to win your father’s sympathy be like…

Red Hood: How about this: I throw a corpse dressed like me off the roof –

Red Robin: *looks into the camera like he’s on “The Office”*

When Alfred leaves for a vacation…

Dick: *scouring the kitchen cabinets for cereal*

Jason: He left some snacks in the freezer for us.

Damian: You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?

Jason: No, the blueberry slurpy pouch.

Tim [to Dick]: *rolls his eyes* He means the ice pack.

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They must’ve missed the note Alfie stuck on the freezer door: “Young masters, for when you are incapable of behaving yourselves and are in need something to put over your or your brother’s black eye.”

When the U.N. wants to publicly acknowledge your family’s contribution to saving the world…

Batman: I need you to promise me that you’ll be on your best behavior.

Red Hood: I kind of promised other people that I’d be on my worst behavior, and I gave ‘em my word, so…

Family Patrol Night…

Nightwing: *stares questioningly at his brothers after hearing about a mission gone awry*

Red Robin: *wiping soot off his face and picking shrapnel from his uniform* Chalk that one up to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum over there.

Red Hood: *scraping dried mud off his combat boots*

Robin: *throwing the shards that used to be his sword into a garbage can* -Tt-

Nightwing: Uh… Who are they?

Red Robin and Robin: THEY’RE BOTH JASON!

Family Patrol Night…

Nightwing: *stares questioningly at his brothers after hearing about a mission gone awry*

Red Robin: *wiping soot off his face and picking shrapnel from his uniform* Chalk that one up to Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum over there.

Red Hood: *scraping dried mud off his combat boots*

Robin: *throwing the shards that used to be his sword into a garbage can* -Tt-

Nightwing: Uh… Who are they?

Red Robin and Robin: THEY’RE BOTH JASON!