Jason: You wanna hear a lie?
Roy: What?
Jason: I… think you’re great. *shrugs* You’re my best friend.
Tag: source: the office
Roy giving Tim pointers on girls…
Roy: Number 8. Learn how to take off a woman’s bra:
Roy: You just twist your hand until something breaks.
Jason: *exasperated groan*
Tim: … And I knew exactly what to do!
Tim: … But, in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
Jason: I have flaws… What are they?
Jason: I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time recruiting random outlaws. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my motorcycle.
Jay, no.
Clark: Would you rather be feared or loved?
Bruce: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Tim: Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.
Dick: I’m not superstitious.
Dick: … But, I’m a little stitious.
And just “whelmed”, right?
Jason: Sorry for calling you a dumb little runt earlier.
Tim: You didn’t actually say that.
Jason: No? Wow. I’m in this mode now where I’m apologizing for thoughts that are in my head.
On Tim and Damian making amends…
Bruce: I think it’s time for you to bury the hatchet.
Damian: Waste of a good hatchet.
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