Jason: How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working. Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.
Three words?
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Talking to Conner about being a vigilante…
Tim: Right now this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this “business”, then this would be my career. And, well, if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train.
Watching Dick walk out of the Batcave…
Barbara: Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go.
Barbara: Because of your butt.
Dick excitedly telling Tim about the new outfit he bought for baby Mar’i…
Tim: “Saddle shoes with denim”? I will literally call Protective Services.
Dick [to Jason]: I hate so much about the things that you choose to be!
Roy: You know what they say, “Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice? Strike three!“
Wally: Wikipedia is the best thing ever! Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
Dick invites Jason to the Batfamily cook-out…
Jason: I would not miss it for the world.
Jason: But if something else came up, I would definitely not go.
Therapy session with Dinah…
Jason: I tried to talk to Damian and be his friend…
Jason: … but that is like trying to be friends with an evil cockroach.
Jason: Babs, in order to get hotter, you take the glasses off. You’re moving in the wrong direction!
Barbara: I don’t have my contacts.
Jason: I can’t even hear you! It’s just noise coming out of an ugly librarian!
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