Nightwing: Can I ask you a question?
Oracle: No.
Nightwing: This is a business question. It’s nothing personal. I promise.
Oracle: Fine.
Nightwing: Are you wearing new perfume today?
Oracle: How is that a business question?
Nightwing: Well, you’re wearing it at the Batcave. And, it’s… I’m sorry, no offense, but it’s really sexy.
Oracle: Please don’t smell me, Dick.
Tim [to the rest of the Batfamily, about Conner]: My best friend wants to meet everybody. Because I’m pretty sure he thinks I’m making Damian up. He’s a very real pain in my neck.
You know how it’s canon that Damian can move his innards at will? Well…
Jason: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Damian: Why would you want to raise your cholesterol, Todd?
Jason: So I can lower it.
Jay, you’re either calling out your little brother’s B.S. or that’s a legitimate Lazarus Pit thing.
Downtime at the safe house…
Roy: Did you get your tickets?
Jason: To what?
Roy: *kisses own biceps* The gun show.
Mr. Harper, I see your biceps and raise you Jason’s hams and quads.
Dick talking to Wally about being a vigilante…
Dick: Everything I have I owe to this job. This stupid, wonderful, unpredictable, amazing job.
Tim: I am an early bird and a night owl.
Tim: So I am wise and I have worms.
Get some sleep, Tim.
Jason: It’s a pimple, Tim. Wonder Woman gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.
Bruce [to the rest of the Batfamily]: You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.
Damian: Damian Wayne does not lose battles.
Damian: He wins them.
Damian: Or he quits them because they are unfair.
Tim nervously trying to flirt with Tam…
Tim: *rubbing the back of his neck* Are you on e-mail?
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