Tag: source: the office

When your little brother loses his katana mid-battle…

Red Hood: Do you even know how to use that?

Robin: *wielding a wrench from the ground* To change tires? No. But it’s metal. I can hit somebody with it.

Jay’s pretty good at both, though.

Trying to eavesdrop on Bruce and Alfred be like…

Dick and Jason: *peering through a vent in the Manor*

Dick: They’ve been in there a while.

Jason: Yep.

Dick: Can’t be good.

Jason: Nope.

Dick: Think they’re talking about me?

Jason: No, I think they’re talking about me.

Dick: Yeah. That makes way more sense.

Trying to be useful in the Batcave be like…

Robin: *working on the Batcomputer*

Spoiler: *making popping noises with her mouth*

Robin: Brown.

Robin: -Tt-

Spoiler: Damiaaaaaaan, is there anything else I can do?

Robin: *sighs*

Robin: See those case files on Drake’s desk?

Spoiler: Mm-hmm?

Robin: Go put them in random order.

When your tiny brother’s a big bully…

Damian: *sneering*

Jason: Do you want me to beat him up for you?

Tim: No. I shouldn’t have to ask you to do stuff like that.

Tim: You should just do it.

Guess who Dick finds sharing a gurney in the Batcave when he gets home?

Hanging out at your older brother’s safe house be like…

Tim: You don’t happen to have any coffee, do you, Jay?

Jason: Milk and sugar. *hands him a mug*

Tim: Oh, awesome. You’re a life saver. *drinks from mug*

Tim: Wait, is this just milk and sugar?

Jason: That’s what I said.

Tim: Do you drink this every day?

Jason: Every morning.

Tim: I’m telling you to back down, Damian!

Damian: And I’m telling you that I will never back down!

Tim: Then I’ll make you!

Damian: Oh, really? How are you going to do that, Drake?

Tim: Through the use of force.

Damian: That is very general and does not scare me in the slightest.