Trying to get your adoptive father’s attention be like…
Red Hood [to Nightwing]: How about this? I throw a corpse dressed like me off the roof…
Then you might as well just throw yourself off the roof, Jay. Get it?
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“Wacky” Wayne Family photoshoots be like…
Damian: Do more stupid faces, Drake!
Tim: Which one? I have a lot of stupid faces.
Hitching a ride with Batman to a mission be like…
Red Hood: I’m upset. My bladder’s full. There’s no telling what I might do right now… all over the inside of your precious little Batmobile.
When asked about his Robin training regime…
Batman: I leave him all the tools he needs. It’s “do or die”. If he chooses correctly, he’ll conquer the hornets.
Superman: And if he doesn’t?
Batman: He’ll die.
Superman: I… beg your pardon?
Batman: When did the phrase “do or die” become so corrupted, Clark?
If you ever wondered why Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian were so impossibly skilled. (May have been a cakewalk for Damian, though.)
“Batman v Superman”…
Batman: I’m going to own your farm by the time this is over.
Your heat vision’s nothing to his billions of dollars, Clark.
“Batman v Superman”…
Batman: I’m going to own your farm by the time this is over.
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Your heat vision’s nothing to his billions of dollars, Clark.
Bruce: Why do I need to explain everything, Jason?
Jason: Because we’re usually not on the same page.
Sparring session at the Batcave…
Dick: *massaging a bruised cheek*
Jason: *spitting out a loosened tooth*
Tim: *bandaging a broken wrist*
Dick: In everyone’s defense, I think the most worthy opponent of you is… you.
Damian: That is correct.
Damian: Unless there happens to be measles present.
He’s still a growing boy.
Martial arts training sessions at the Titans Tower be like…
Robin: Somebody attack me. Logan, GO!
Beast Boy: No WAY. Last time, you pulled my pants down, then tried to choke me with my shoelace.
Robin: False. I DID choke you with your shoelace.
Damian [to Jon]: The only way to stop a bully is to stand up to him. Trust me, I’ve bullied a lot of people.
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