Bruce: I just don’t want you to lie to me, Dick. I don’t want you to ever lie to me. Have I ever lied to you?
Dick: Yeah.
Bruce:
Bruce: I just don’t want you to.
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Wally West: I guess I underestimated you, Robin.
Dick “Whelmed” Grayson: Yeah, well, maybe next time, you will… estimate me.
Three days before Robin’s birthday party…
Kid Flash: I hear Damian’s party will have double fudge brownies!
Beast Boy: But it will also have Damian.
At the Titans Tower…
Nightwing: *sees his name heat-engraved onto a wall*
Nightwing: *sighs wearily*
Nightwing: Uh. What’s this over the “i”?
Supergirl: *eyes glowing red and smoky* It’s a heart.
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Because it’s canon that Kara had a bit of a crush on Dick.
Jason: Yeah, Timbo?
Tim: I’m not talking to you.
Jason: Oh. Who are you talking to?
Tim: Kon.
Jason: *looks around the room*
Jason: Uh. He’s not here, Timmy…
Tim: No. He’s not.
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Super hearing and super friendship. Duh, Jay.
Trying to be useful in the Batcave be like…
Robin: *working on the Batcomputer*
Spoiler: *making popping noises with her mouth*
Robin: Brown.
Robin: -Tt-
Spoiler: Damiaaaaaaan, is there anything else I can do?
Robin: *sighs*
Robin: See those case files on Drake’s desk?
Spoiler: Mm-hmm?
Robin: Go put them in random order.
Trying to eavesdrop on Bruce and Alfred be like…
Dick and Jason: *peering through a vent in the Manor*
Dick: They’ve been in there a while.
Jason: Yep.
Dick: Can’t be good.
Jason: Nope.
Dick: Think they’re talking about me?
Jason: No, I think they’re talking about me.
Dick: Yeah. That makes way more sense.
Damian [to Jon]: The only way to stop a bully is to stand up to him. Trust me, I’ve bullied a lot of people.
Bruce: Why do I need to explain everything, Jason?
Jason: Because we’re usually not on the same page.
Dick: *knocks on Damian’s bedroom door*
Dick: Little D, hey, I just came up to see what you were doing.
Dick: And maybe stop you.
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