Tag: source: the odd couple

When you’re your best friend’s keeper (just not a particularly good one, at that)…

Jason [about Roy]: He’s got them stashed all over the safe house like an alcoholic! I found one in the bookcase, right behind my vodka.

Asking your brother to be one of the Best Men at your wedding be like…

Jason [to Dick/Tim/Damian]: So, I get to put on a suit and talk about how great you are? I was hoping to avoid that until your funeral.

Assuming Tim and Damian ever reach adulthood in the mainstream DC continuity, that is.

Teaming up with someone you’ve been secretly crushing on to investigate a case be like…

At a neighboring mansion…

Tim: *rings the buzzer*

Tam: *notices the silhouette of a sexy woman approaching the door from within* 

Tam: *rolls her eyes* Let me guess. Another “neighbor with your mail”?

Tim: No. You’re the only woman I’m stalking

in this neighborhood, I promise.

Wait, did he just say that out loud? 

It’s okay, Timmy. She found it adorable.