Red Hood: *glaring*
Arsenal: Dude, come on! I can’t be more than five-teen minutes late?
And that is why a new arrow-shooting alarm clock sits on Roy’s bedside table at the safe house today.
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How Robins really trash-talk…
Jason [to Dick]: Oh, yeah? That’s really cute, Boy Wonder. Here’s a tip, though: Don’t try to out-cute the cutest person in this cave.
Yeah, you show him, Jay.
Mornings at the Manor…
Jason: *scouring the refrigerator*
Dick: *balancing a spoon on the tip of his nose while tiptoeing atop a kitchen stool*
Alfred: *picking up all of Dick’s fallen cutlery*
Tim: *fast asleep and drooling on his pancakes*
Damian: *tossing a “hay salad” for Batcow*
Jason: Ish iz anybody’sh shandwich? Because I’ve eaten half of it and I don’t like it.
You clearly don’t, Jay, based on that turkey scrap dangling from your mouth.
Taking turns “babysitting” Robin in your respective safe houses while Batman is away on an interplanetary mission be like…
Red Hood [to Nightwing and Red Robin]: This house, not equipped for kids, alright? I eat cereal out of wine glasses.
On what it takes…
Nightwing: That’s leadership isn’t it? It’s making swift decisions with a handsome face.
When your older brother loves trying new, um, looks…
Tim: Does Dick remind you of someone?
Jason: He looks like an example photo at the barber shop.
“How to Comfort Your Brother” by Jason Peter Todd…
Jason [to Tim]: I’m not saying you’re a mess… but I’m not saying you’re not.
When you’re preparing for a hot date and your brother comes by to rain on your parade…
Jason: Why are you wearing a wetsuit?
Dick: This isn’t a wetsuit. These are skinny pants and a fitted shirt.
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