Celebrating Kid Flash’s birthday be like…
Wally: It’s my favorite kind of cake! Gigantic!
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Trying to get a feel for whether your brother was being serious or sarcastic…
Tim [to Dick, about Jason]: He seemed really sincere, like when he tells me he hates my face.
Feeling that awkward tension in Mount Justice be like…
Dick: You know what else is interesting? Since M’gann has been here, you haven’t mentioned the love of your life once.
Wally: What are you talking about? I’ve talked about spare ribs like ten times – Oh, Artemis!
Wally: *holding a piece of chocolate from M’gann*
Wally: I did wish for a birthday kiss. I should’ve been more specific.
Dick: *opens his arms widely* Have another hug.
Jason: I don’t want another hug. I’ve had four.
It’s probably more for him than it is for you, so just let him have this, Jay.
Teaching your little brother (who was raised by assassins in a mountain far away) about sports be like…
Dick: *setting up the rims and nets*
Jason: *dribbling the balls*
Tim: *configuring the shot clock*
Damian: *putting on his cleats* I’ve never played basketball. I’m certain I’ll pick it up. Who’s going to be goalie?
You know it’s a legitimate Titans emergency when…
Wally: I have never said this in the history of my life, but I think we should skip dinner.
Batfamily Workshops be like…
Nightwing: Rule #364 with a baby, don’t use it as a human shield.
The rest of the Batfamily: *nod solemnly*
Giving a tour of Wayne Manor be like…
Jason: In Gotham, we have an expression, “Keep Calm and Don’t Mention Uncle Batsy in the Basement”.
Jason: But that might just be my family.
When it’s Family Patrol Night but you decide to grab a quick drink at a nearby bar first…
Batman: *glaring*
Red Hood: I’m not late, Bruce. It’s 9:18, which is practically 9:15, which is basically 9. If anything, I’m early.
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