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Gotham City rogues gallery pep talks be like…

Two-Face: Yeah, be prepared! We’ll be prepared… for what?

Joker: For the death of the Bat prince!

Scarecrow:
Why? Is he sick?

Joker:
No, fool! We’re going to kill him. And Robin, too.

Killer Croc:
Hey, great idea! Who needs the Bat?

Harley Quinn: *sings and dances*
No prince, no prince, la la la la la la –

Joker:
Idiots! There will be a prince!

Riddler:
Hey, but you said that –

Joker: I will be prince. Stick with me and you’ll never be fearful again!

And the award for “Big Brother of the Year” goes to…

Jason:
What’d ya do, kid?

Damian:
Something terrible. But I don’t wanna talk about it.

Jason: Good. I don’t wanna hear about it.

Red Hood and the Outlaws origin story AU…

Arsenal:
So, where’re you from?

Red Hood: Who cares? I can’t go back.

Arsenal: Ah, you’re an outcast! That’s great. *gestures to Starfire* So are we.

When you bring a friend/colleague to Gotham City for the first time…

Hal: We’re gonna fight Bane… for this?

Bruce: Yes, Green Lantern. This is my home.

Hal: Whoa. Talk about your fixer-upper.

The cons of being a changeling…

Beast Boy: Hyenas! I hate hyenas. So, what’s the plan for getting past those guys?

Robin: Live bait.

Beast Boy: Good idea!

Beast Boy: …

Robin: *winks*

Beast Boy: HEY!

Having a changeling in the team be like…

Raven: Man, I’m stuffed.

Beast Boy: Me, too. I ate like a pig.

Raven: Gar, you are a pig.

If Bruce and Talia had raised Damian together…

Talia: Your son’s awake.

Bruce: Before sundown, he’s your son.