If Bruce and Talia had raised Damian together…
Talia: Your son’s awake.
Bruce: Before sundown, he’s your son.
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When you bring a friend/colleague to Gotham City for the first time…
Hal: We’re gonna fight Bane… for this?
Bruce: Yes, Green Lantern. This is my home.
Hal: Whoa. Talk about your fixer-upper.
Red Hood and the Outlaws origin story AU…
Arsenal:
So, where’re you from?Red Hood: Who cares? I can’t go back.
Arsenal: Ah, you’re an outcast! That’s great. *gestures to Starfire* So are we.
And the award for “Big Brother of the Year” goes to…
Jason:
What’d ya do, kid?Damian:
Something terrible. But I don’t wanna talk about it.Jason: Good. I don’t wanna hear about it.
If Bruce and Talia had raised Damian together…
Talia: Your son’s awake.
Bruce: Before sundown, he’s your son.
Having a changeling in the team be like…
Raven: Man, I’m stuffed.Beast Boy: Me, too. I ate like a pig.
Raven: Gar, you are a pig.
The cons of being a changeling…
Beast Boy: Hyenas! I hate hyenas. So, what’s the plan for getting past those guys?
Robin: Live bait.
Beast Boy: Good idea!
Beast Boy: …
Robin: *winks*
Beast Boy: HEY!
When you bring a friend/colleague to Gotham City for the first time…
Hal: We’re gonna fight Bane… for this?
Bruce: Yes, Green Lantern. This is my home.
Hal: Whoa. Talk about your fixer-upper.
Gotham City rogues gallery pep talks be like…
Two-Face: Yeah, be prepared! We’ll be prepared… for what?
Joker: For the death of the Bat prince!
Scarecrow:
Why? Is he sick?Joker:
No, fool! We’re going to kill him. And Robin, too.Killer Croc:
Hey, great idea! Who needs the Bat?Harley Quinn: *sings and dances*
No prince, no prince, la la la la la la –Joker:
Idiots! There will be a prince!
Riddler:
Hey, but you said that –Joker: I will be prince. Stick with me and you’ll never be fearful again!
The Gotham King
Batman: Jason, I’m very disappointed in you!
Robin:
I know.
Batman: You could have been killed. You deliberately disobeyed me and what’s worse, you put a little girl in danger!
Robin: I was just trying to be brave, like you.
Batman: I’m only brave when I have to be. Jason, being brave doesn’t mean you go looking for trouble.
Robin: But you’re not scared of anything.
Batman:
I was today.
Robin: You were?
Batman: Yes. I thought I might lose you.
I’m not crying. You’re crying.
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