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Guess who lost the Robins’ Rock, Paper, Scissors battle to not take care of the flu-ridden Batbrat?

Red Hood: *stops his motorcycle in front of The Cheesecake Factory*

Red Hood: *sighs*

Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Why didn’t you just have soup at home?

Damian: Todd, I have an IQ of 187. Pennyworth is on vacation. Don’t you imagine that if there were a way for me to have soup at home I would have thought of it?

Red Hood: You can have soup delivered.

Damian: *blows his nose*

Damian: I did not think of that.

Now, guess who lost the second round?

Tim: *tucks Damian in bed* Alright, get some rest and drink plenty of fluids.

Damian: What else would I drink, Drake? Solids? Gases? Ionized plasma?

Tim: *drops a sleeping pill into Damian’s glass of milk*

Tim: *smiling with gritted teeth* Drink whatever you want.

When Batman gets a cold…

Superman: Bruce, don’t you think you’re overreacting?

Batman: *rummaging through his file cabinets and lab equipment in the Batcave*

Batman: When I’m lying comatose in a hospital, relying on inferior minds to cure me, these cultures and my accompanying notes will give them a fighting chance, Clark.

~ • ~ • ~ • ~

Shoot at him. Set him on fire. Send him to alternate dimensions not compatible with human survival. Just… not the common cold.

Guess who lost the Robins’ Rock, Paper, Scissors battle to not take care of the flu-ridden Batbrat?

Red Hood: *stops his motorcycle in front of The Cheesecake Factory*

Red Hood: *sighs*

Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Why didn’t you just have soup at home?

Damian: Todd, I have an IQ of 187. Pennyworth is on vacation. Don’t you imagine that if there were a way for me to have soup at home I would have thought of it?

Red Hood: You can have soup delivered.

Damian: *blows his nose*

Damian: I did not think of that.

Mornings at the Manor…

Damian: *walking past Tim’s bedroom*

Tim: *installing state-of-the-art surveillance cameras*

Damian: Drake, are you worried about your safety?

Tim: No. I imagine if you were going to kill me, you’d have done it a long time ago.

Damian: That’s very true.