Tag: source: the big bang theory

When you find out that Bruce’s planning to send your youngest brother to Summer Camp…

Dick: *does meditative yoga poses while hanging upside down from the chandelier*

Jason: *lies down on the couch, tucks his arms behind his head, and kicks off his boots*

Tim: *sighs contentedly, takes a little sip of his coffee, and stares dreamily out the window*

Jason: Just imagine… If the brat says yes, we’ll have an entire summer without him.

Dick: We could play outside.

Jason: We could sit on the left side of the couch.

Tim: I could use the bathroom at 8:20!

Dick: Our dreams are very small, aren’t they?

Upon returning to the Manor after a mission abroad…

Red Hood: *sees Batgirl jump into Nightwing’s arms to hug him*

Red Hood: Dammit, I should have gone over and said we were back.

Red Robin: *rolls eyes* Yeah, it was “first come, first serve”.

Guess who lost the Robins’ Rock, Paper, Scissors battle to not accompany Damian gift shopping?

Damian [to employee]: If I were to give you this gift basket, based on that action alone, and no other data, infer and describe the hypothetical relationship that exists between us.

Employee: Excuse me?

Damian: Here. *hands gift basket to employee* Now, are we friends, colleagues, lovers? Are you my grandmother?

Employee: I don’t understand what you’re talking about, and you’re making me a little uncomfortable.

Jason: *grabs Damian by the scruff of his neck*

Jason: See, sounds just like you and Raven. We’ll take it.

Jason: *takes the gift basket and drags Damian away*

Teen Titans meetings be like…

Garfield: Put it on the agenda.

Damian: You have to make a motion to put it on the agenda.

Garfield: Oh, I’ll make a motion, alright. But you’re not gonna like it.

Just humor him, Beast Boy. *sigh*

Damian: *kicks Jason’s bedroom door open*

Jason: *pauses from typing on his laptop*

Damian: Todd.

Damian: I trusted you with my e-mail address, and you betrayed that trust by sending me Internet banality.

He only accepts those adorable kitten-related memes, Jay.

Damian: *sneers*

Tim: I am going to introduce you to a world of hurt, you little brat!

Tim: *charges towards Damian*

Jason: *grabs Tim by the scruff of his neck*

Jason: You don’t want to get into it with Damian. The kid is one lab accident away from being a super villain.

Tam: Tim isn’t the kind of guy I usually go out with…

Jason: Timbo isn’t the kind of guy anyone usually goes out with.

You’re one to talk, Jay. Not exactly a lot of guys resurrected by the Lazarus Pit walking around.