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Why it’s hard to stay mad at your rebellious vigilante son after you call him out on his “reckless behavior”…

Red Hood: When you say “mistake”, do you mean a fortunate mistake? Like the discovery of penicillin?

Batman: Hrrrrn.

Dick: You want to talk about endless patience? Babs made me watch all five seasons of “Sex and the City”.

Wally: Dude, there’re six seasons.

Dick: Oh, crap.

Of course Wally would know. Linda makes him do it, too.

Helping your little brother prepare for his first school play be like…

Dick: Dami, we think we can help you with your stage fright.

Damian: Oh, I doubt that. I haven’t figured out a way, and I’m much smarter than all of you.

Tim: Yes, but you’re not smarter than all of us put together.

Damian: I’m sorry. That is what I meant.

When you open your safe house door and find your rain-drenched little brother standing there…

Damian: Todd, I believe you know why I’m here.

Jason: *yawns* I always figured it was to study us, discover our weaknesses, and report back to your alien overlords.

At Red Hood’s safe house…

Damian: *pounds on the door*

Jason: *opens the door*

Damian: Todd, your cell phone was off.

Jason: Because I didn’t want to be disturbed.

Damian: Well, that didn’t work out, now did it?

Trying to bond with Robin be like…

Damian: So, what are we watching? “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants”? Gross.

Steph: Hey, I happen to love this movie.

Damian: Fine, let’s watch it. Maybe all our periods will synchronize. -Tt-

When you find out that Robin’s been giving Spoiler pieces of candy for displaying “good behavior”…

Tim: Damian, you can’t train my girlfriend like some sort of lab rat!

Damian: Actually, as it turns out, I can.

Tim: Well, you shouldn’t.

Jason: Roy, I’m gonna really miss you.

Roy: Will you come visit me?

Jason: Seventeen hours is a really long flight… How about we meet halfway?

Roy: Halfway is 600 miles off the coast of Japan, dude.

Jason: We’ll Skype.