Nightwing: *looking at his motorcycle’s side mirror*
Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: Radio contact is sufficient, Hood. No need to extend your middle finger.
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Jaaay.
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Hunting for your most favorite classics in your most favorite bookstore with your most favorite person in the world be like…
Roy: Where do they keep the “Archie” comics?
Jason: In the bedrooms of ten-year-old girls where they belong.
On “The Wayne Family TV Special”…
Interviewer: *asks about the family dynamic*
Jason: It’s what we do. We give each other a hard time.
Jason: Hey, Timmy! You look like a praying mantis.
Camera: *pans to Tim*
Tim: *typing on his laptop, with sunken red eyes and coffee-stained clothes*
Tim: *deadpan* That was very hurtful.
Why Bruce agreed to this, perhaps we’ll never know.
When your older brother’s starting to spend more time with his girlfriend than he does with you…
Damian [to Dick and Kori]: I’d like to say that I’m very happy that you’re back together, and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.
Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: *sputters*
Tim: *spits out crushed… wings?*
Tim: You put moths in my coffee?!
Damian: For science.
Who needs TV when you’ve got family?
Dick: *brings in freshly popped popcorn from the kitchen*
Jason: *plumps up two beanbags on the floor*
Dick: *sinks into a beanbag* I love watching Tim and Damian try to work together.
Jason: *munching on popcorn* Yeah, it’s like if Alien and Predator decided to go partners in a Jamba Juice.
When you pour your heart out to your little brother (because Alfred’s on a family-imposed vacation, Nightwing’s on a mission with the Titans, Red Hood’s Red Hood, and Batman’s… a little hard to get a hold of… emotionally)…
Tim: *eyes puffy and nose red from all the sobbing*
Damian:
Damian: Why on earth are you telling me all this, Drake?
Tim: *sighs*
Tim: Because sometimes your movements are so lifelike that I forget you’re not a real boy.
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Maybe try Cass… ?
When you park your new muscle bike in Robin’s “play area” in the Batcave…
Damian: Why do you even want this here, Todd? Its size is completely disproportionate to its purpose!
Jason: Considering its purpose was to piss you off, I’d say it’s spot on.
When you’re the third wheel in your teammates’ “lovers’ quarrel"…
Starfire [about Arsenal]: Argh! He is the, how you say, ass when he drinks the alcohol.
Red Hood: He’s an ass when he doesn’t. You just don’t hear it.
Batman: *growling* Are you asking me or telling me?
Criminal: *trembling* T- t- telling you?
Threatening the Bat? Never a good idea.
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