Tam: I’m dating Tim Drake-Wayne.
Tiffany: Yes. On purpose.
Tam: He’s handsome, he’s lanky, he’s brilliant, and his skin has a pale, waxy quality.
Tiffany: Well, sickly is the new sexy.
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When you realize that your little brother’s not so little anymore…
Jason: I’d make fun of Damian for having girl problems if I weren’t so shocked that Damian had girl problems.
Dick: Hmmm. It’s going to be difficult to find something you’re both equally good at…
Jason: Is there anything you’re both equally bad at?
Tim and Damian: Human emotions.
Rescuing your brother who’s been stranded in the jungle for five weeks be like…
Nightwing: *hugs Tim* You’re so brave, little brother. I’m proud of you.
Red Robin: *staring blankly* I ate a butterfly. It was so small, so beautiful… I was so hungry.
When Batman pairs Red Robin and Spoiler up for a mission…
Steph: I’m so excited to work with my boyfriend! It’s going to be so romantic!
Tim: Way to kill the mood.
Red Robin on honeymoon night be like…
Tam: *running a finger down his chest* Oh… Are we nervous, Mr. Drake-Wayne?
Tim: No. What you see is a man trembling with confidence.
Visiting Red Hood’s safe house be like…
Tim: *looking at a reminder board on the kitchen wall*
Jason: It’s color-coded. Red means “Fix right away”, yellow is “Eh, whenever I get the chance”, and green is “I could probably learn to live with it”.
Tam: *rummaging through Tim’s stuff* Comics? What are you, some kind of nerd?
Tim: Not “some kind” of nerd. I’m the King of Nerds.
Tam: What does that mean?
Tim: Uh, it means if anyone pisses me off, I don’t help them set up their printer.
Tam: *puts arms around Tim* You are so funny.
Tim: Good. Remember that when I take my shirt off.
And show her your 8-pack? Yeah, she’ll definitely forget how funny you are.
Tim: What are you afraid of?
Tam: Well, what if we do go out and I do something stupid and dump you again?
Tim: What if I dump you?
Tam: *scoffs* Come on, be serious.
When Nightwing’s away on a mission and the only adult available for relationship advice is your, um, other older brother…
Jason: *shrugs* I don’t know what to tell you. Buy her something.
Tim: How does that work?
Jason: Well, you skip over any attempt to repair your emotional connection and you win back her affection with an empty financial gesture.
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