When it’s your turn to make breakfast at the Manor…
Jason: *assembling veggie tacos*
Jason [to Tim]: For once, it’d be nice to not hear Damian complain about my cooking all day.
Damian: Excuse me, Todd, but every Wednesday you prepare a terrible breakfast and every Wednesday I criticize it. Do family traditions mean nothing to you?
Batman [to Robin]: Sorry, I replaced you with a newer model.
Bruce, *gasp*!
Superboy: So, why do you put up with Damian?
Red Robin: Because we’re brothers.
Superboy: Why?
Red Robin: Wow. You ask really hard questions.
Telling your teammates about your little brother be like…
Cassie: You… you know you’re describing a dog, right?
Tim: He did bite me once.
When your little brother scoots over from his favorite spot on the couch to accomodate you…
Dick: How about that? Damian’s being reasonable.
Tim: Yeah, it’s freaking me out. I’m gonna go.
Mornings at the Manor…
Damian: *staring out the kitchen window*
Damian: *grins to himself*
Alfred: Master Damian, your food’s ready.
Jason: No, no, what are you doing? He’s both happy and quiet. It’s like seeing a unicorn and Bigfoot at the same time.
When the walls in your safe house are just too darn thin…
Roy [to Koriand’r]: *overheard from the adjacent room* Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off!
Jason: *shuts his book and yells back* That was beautiful. Was that Shakespeare?
Hal:
Arthur:
Hal: …
Arthur: …?
Hal: Hey, who do you think would win in a fight – you or a shark?
When you’re extremely excited to go on a mission abroad with Batman but your brother gives you a reality check…
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Things between you and Steph have never been better. I hope four months apart doesn’t change anything.
Red Robin: *stops his motorcycle*
Red Hood: Timmy…?
Red Hood: I should have opened with that, huh?
Working together to get your brother to be “more involved with the family” be like…
Dick: Wow. How’d you get Jason to come to the Manor?
Tim: As Professor Proton says, “There’s no problem you can’t solve if you use your noggin”.
Damian: And, Drake wrote him a check.
Tim: Yeah, that too. A big check.
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