Dates with (grown up) Robin be like…
Damian: Did you enjoy my lecture?
Maya: No, and neither did our waiter.
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Dates with (grown up) Robin be like…
Damian: Did you enjoy my lecture?
Maya: No, and neither did our waiter.
Visiting your brother’s Gotham safe house be like…
*toilet flush*
Dick: *comes out of the bathroom*
Dick: *holding a textbook* Since when do you read Social Science?
Jason: *shrugs* I go to the bathroom like everybody else.
Visiting your brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
*toilet flush*
Jason: *comes out of the bathroom*
Jason: Four-ply? If your butt is so delicate, why don’t you just use an angora rabbit?
Dick: For starters, they shed and bite.
Visiting your brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
*toilet flush*
Jason: *comes out of the bathroom*
Jason: Four-ply? If your butt is so delicate, why don’t you just use an angora rabbit?
Dick: For starters, they shed and bite.
When you’ve gotta go rescue your eldest brother…
Red Hood: Well, I guess that settles that! I mean, it’s not like we can just waltz into enemy territory and… Well, I certainly can’t.
Robin: Can’t? Or won’t?
Red Hood: Both, either, all! They’d shoot me on sight, Little D.
Red Hood: And if you want Big D so damn bad, you can go get him your–
* sound of Batmobile tires screeching *
Red Hood: Huh. I didn’t think he’d actually do it.
—
Really, Jay? You thought Dami was beyond doing something like that?
When your little brother’s leaving for boarding school and you won’t be seeing him for a while…
Jason: Little D…
Damian: Yes?
Jason: I’m gonna miss you, kid.
Damian: Of course you are.
Jason: *slams limousine door shut*
Jason: *dusts off hands* Well, he just made that easier.
Mornings at the Manor…
Dick: Hey, Timmy. Wanna do yoga with me?
Tim: *yawwwwns*
Tim: Um, let me just have some coffee first, and then I’ll have the strength to tell you how much I won’t be doing that.
Tam: If I saw you out with another woman, I’d be pretty upset.
Tim: Thank you.
Tim: Not just for being upset, but for believing that could happen.
Jason: *walks past the secret Batcave entrance*
Jason: *pauses*
Jason: *backtracks*
Bruce: *staring pensively into the abyss*
Jason: You’re being so quiet. Are you upset or are you just rebooting?
The Batman is not amused, Hood.
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