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When you feel like the third wheel in your own marriage…

Linda: Wally, you’re grown men. You and Dick don’t have to do everything together.

Wally: I know, that’s why I’m spending tonight with you.

Best buddies can be tough competition, Lin.

When you overstay your welcome at Red Hood’s safe house…

Jason: *hopping over mounds of bloody patrol suits and broken weapons while picking up dirty dishes*

Tim and Damian: *playing Injustice 2 on Xbox while yelling threats at each other*

Dick: *pouring milk on his cereal and spilling some on the carpet*

Jason: I don’t know when I became a dad to three lazy teenagers, but it stops today. You guys are cleaning this place up, top to bottom!

Dick: Hey, we don’t even live here!

Jason: Yes or no, do you have clothes in my laundry right now?

Jason: Babs’s mad at me, and I’m not sure why…

Tim: Okay, were you talking to her before she got upset?

Jason: Yes.

Tim: That’s probably it.

When you’re stuck with your pun-loving older brother on patrol night…

Red Robin: *facepalms*

Red Robin: Is this how the rest of the night’s gonna be?

Red Hood: *shrugs* I don’t know the future.

Why so serious, Timmy? Oh, right. You’re in the middle of taking down a criminal empire.

Losing to your brother at Monopoly be like…

Jason: Gee, Timmy. Life’s given me lemons. What should I do?

Tim: You could shove them somewhere.

When your brother begs you to go birthday gift shopping for your other brother with him…

Dick: *grins* Wow, you really do love Tim.

Jason: I do.

Jason: Now, let’s find the kind of gift that makes him feel small and worthless.

Trying to cheer up your brother be like…

Dick: When stuff like this gets me down, you know what I like to do?

Jason: *rolls eyes* Sing “Hakuna Matata” like an eight-year-old girl?

Dick: Wrong, smarty-pants. It’s “Everything Is Awesome” from “The Lego Movie”.

“What If” with the Robins…

Tim: If there were an asteroid strike, wouldn’t you die, too?

Jason: I don’t know. I’m smart and scrappy. I think I’d find a way.

Taking your little brother to a pet shop be like…

Damian: *staring at a puppy in a cage* You think he bites?

Jason: Stick your hand in there and find out.

Damian: You fooled me with that goat at the petting zoo. You will not fool me again.

Character development be like…

Damian: Is Todd making fun of us?

Tim: Yup.

Damian: I miss the old days when I couldn’t tell.