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Red Hood/Arsenal: Therapy…

Roy: Okay, well, for starters, there’s nothing wrong with keeping our toothbrushes in the same holder.

Dinah: Jason, what do you say to that?

Jason: I think we should see other vigilantes.

And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…

Jason: When Tim’s feeling anxious, I make him take a long walk.

Dick: Does that help?

Jason: For a while. Then he comes back.

Family Patrol Night…

Red Hood and Red Robin: *replaying (for the nth time) a clip of Robin accidentally tripping on his shoelaces, falling off a ledge, and hanging upside-down from a skyscraper*

Red Robin: You can’t put that on Snapchat.

Red Hood: Fine, I’ll put it on Facebook like a caveman.

Downtime at the Titans Tower…

Wally: *swirling wine in a glass*

Wally: I do enjoy the complexity of an aged pinot noir.

Dick: I’m sure that would pair nicely with your fine nuggets of chicken.

Tim [to Jason]: Wine? No, thank you. I like my grapes the old fashioned way. In a juice box.

Jay, maybe wait for DC to age him up a bit first?

Tim [about Damian]: … And when I dropped him off at the Kent Farm, he even gave me a hug!

Jason: Did he think you were choking, or… ?

Downtime at the Manor…

Jason: *flips channel to HBO*

Jason: Are you up to date on “Game of Thrones”?

Steph: I think so. Dragons, snow zombies, and all the hot guys are dead.

Ooooh, not unlike the guy sitting next to you, Steph.

Dick and Jason: *watching Damian yell angrily at Bruce*

Dick: You know what we should do?

Jason: Go out and get vasectomies so that this doesn’t happen to us?

Mornings at the Manor…

Tim: *stumbles into the kitchen wearing the same shirt for the third day in a row*

Jason:

Tim: *pours himself a fifth espresso shot into a saucer*

Jason: *blinks*

Tim: You know, I once ordered an Uber by accident. I just got in it and went somewhere.

Yeah, that was just two hours ago, Timmy.

Tim: I can’t believe you got Jon a birthday gift.

Damian: I don’t know why you’re so surprised, Drake. I watch movies. I see what people do.