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Once Tim returns to mainstream continuity…

Jason: If you ever do anything like that again, I will kick your ass so hard, your nose will bleed!

Dick: And we love you.

After a pissed Jason insults Roy…

Roy: You know, Jaybird, that hurts.

Jason: So does a swift kick in the ass.

Roy: You know, a kick in the ass isn’t the solution to everything.

Jason: I’m afraid I’m gonna have to disagree with that, Roy.

Jason [about Bruce]: How dumb was he to give me the Batmobile keys? I mean, who in here trusts me?

Dick: Not me.

Tim: Not me.

Damian: – Tt –

Jason: Thank you!

The first time Tim and Damian met…

Tim [while Bruce was out of earshot]: Look, the sooner you realize I’m a genius, the better off we’ll both be.

Tim: I thought I’d never say this: I’m glad you’re my brother.

Damian: I thought I’d never say this: You smell nice.

Roy: Jaybird, do I really disgust you?

Jason: No. I disgust me because I’m supposed to be disgusted by you, but I’m not.

Before Wally and Linda got married…

Linda: I love you, Wally.

Wally: I love… cake.

* A few arguments later *

Wally: Linda, it’s just that, if I say it, and then we break up, what would I tell myself?

Linda: You could tell yourself you still have cake. We both know how much it means to you.

Wally: Okay. I deserve that.

Sometime during Nightwing’s “Brothers in Blood” story arc…

Jason: You know what your problem is? You’re really cute, but nobody ever told you to shut your pie-hole.

Dick: You think I’m cute?

Jason: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE!

Jason sharing stories about his former fellow Outlaws to Artemis…

Artemis: Poor Little One. You were in love with Koriand’r and she was with your best friend Roy.

Jason: So what?

Artemis: So it’s the saddest story in the world.

Jason: You know what? I had a chance, and I didn’t take it.

Weighing in on Jason’s future…

Tim: Jason is destined to be one of the smartest people…

Dick: Nice!

Tim: … in his cell block.